Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Punning is the new Universal Language

Soundtrack: The Smiths / Meat is Murder

Well, I got the photos back but really there's just far too many of either my cock or someone elses privates to put up here.

They are up somewhere on the internet. Let's see how good you are at stalking.

Anyway, as I am busy being a beaver, gnaaw not reeally, I'll just share with you Oh Lovers of Puns the very first thing that greeted us when we walked out the door of Nadi Airport.

I knew we were in the right place...






Oh joy.


Omar.

x

29 comments:

  1. were you tempted to add NE after NADI everywhere?

    I would have been.

    i looked on flickr but i still can't find dirty photos.

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  2. She's everywhere. Last night I walked past a photocopy shop called Toucans.

    I forever rue not rubbing my face in them in a spa when I had a chance.

    May there be another one soon.

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  3. Don't you start text sexing me young lady.

    Meat 4 br @ rtrt l8tr

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  4. meat 4 br! have you come to some arrangement with the South Pacific Butchering Company?

    while it might earn me a ribbing i'll have to give that idea the chop.

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  5. sorry - i'll only play with my chips.

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  6. Stop telling porkies, you've been on the lamb for ages.

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  7. OK lets trim the fat and get down to the gristly truth. my heart's just not in it. Sure I was on the lamb, and living off the sheeps back while I was at it but no pig knuckled man is going to shank me after all the blood i've shed and the guts it's taken me to get here.

    but one day my goose will be cooked. i can fillet in my bones.

    ps - this is a load of offal tripe.

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  8. Fuck, you butchered that didn't you. Cow.

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  9. well i don't like to mince words.

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  10. so, back to talking about my cans then...

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  11. you have to replace me spamdine. i'm fried.

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  12. How about, Amazing light of my life sex machine kitten lips?

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  13. much better.

    i am so glad you're back it hurts.

    in a good way.

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  14. I miss you too my love.

    I cannot wait to smell your neck.

    In a good way.

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  15. *foofs*

    Ooooh, is that...err...

    *mumbles into hand*

    that's my FAVOURITE.

    Hot.

    In a Let's Fuck way.

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  16. i love you.

    in a "YAY I CAN BRING TWO OF MY FRIENDS!" way.

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  17. Call me Dracula and drive a steak through my heart.

    I'll be off now...

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  18. Booky, I hope that's a sausage...

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  19. Without wanting to sound like an echo of those who have come before me - glad to have you back, handsome xx

    Must. Find. Naughty. Pics.

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  20. Curses. Missed the wordplay spar-party.

    *breathes it all in*

    *writhes a little in frustration*

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  21. I can feel your presence Little...

    In fact...I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

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