Wednesday, October 5, 2005

Never lose your sense of wonder

Soundtrack: Gentle Ben and his Sensitive Side / Filling in the Ditch

I am currently in a phase of living one moment to the next.

It's a nice way to do things.

Switching off the internal mono/dialogue as much as possible and just taking in the NOW.

I forget about that sometimes. Forget that it's in those moments that you notice the clouds, the trees, the people, the sunshine, the smells...and whenever you can shut the fuck up those endless fucking voices in your head (the tower, the gun, the tower the gun...) that life gets good and your heart opens up and without helping it the corners of your mouth turn up and your teeth flash and you find yourself smiling, grinning for no fucking reason.

A few weeks ago I was standing on a balcony in the country and it started to rain rain rain, heavy fucking rain and you read about shit like this so much that it almost sounds cliche, but I stripped and stood underneath the sky and smiled and danced and laughed.

And beside me, a naked fucking wood nymph smiled and danced too.

And THAT was my moment.

No words, no thoughts.
Just rain and freedom.
Pure and simple.

Whatever will be will be and that's such a fucking beautiful way to live that I may just cum happiness like a fucking volcano.

Can I finish with a ghey Bob Dylan quote?

Those who aren't busy being born, are busy dying.

38 comments:

  1. Once again, Mister Sherriff,
    I feel it important to let you know just what kind of space you occupy in the universe:
    simply charming.
    Do you ever wonder why the "forget about that sometimes," part happens?
    Why is it so easy to ignore all the miraculous things, and focus on the ass-things?
    Hm.
    Anyhow, greetings from me.

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  2. Hello stranger...

    I don't know exactly why. Sometimes we're not as strong as we can be, sometimes the head just wins out and I think that's where the bullshit lies and brains are fucking powerful and dangerous things.

    But I know the more often we can just breath and be, the happier we are. I'm certainly no saint, I get all fucked up and uptight and sad and mad and dangerous. But if I can balance that out...it makes it all the better to be happy.

    Hahahaha...listen to us, Anthony Robbins presents: The Apprentices.

    Ps: Not ALL Ass Things are bad surely?

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  3. Hehehe.

    *looks at calendar*

    It's not THAT long to go is it?

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  4. when???????

    EMAIL ME!

    i want you here.

    no more smoochy smoochy.

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  5. Who do I kill?

    *whistles innocently*

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  6. don't kill anybody, just rage against the machine.

    AND COME HERE!

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  7. Come there?

    What...from here?

    Okaaaay....But normally I'm struggling to reach the wall...

    *begins*

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  8. *thinks of threeway spa*

    *squints*

    *screams*

    *RELEASES!!!!!*

    DID I MAKE IT?

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  9. YOU GOT MY BOSS IN THE EYE!!!!!!!

    nice work.

    *rushes the injured to hospital*

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  10. Oops...SORRY NADINE'S BOSS MAN!

    Don't know my own strength...

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  11. i'll get you sherriff!

    *buys eye patch*

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  12. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    Do it again! Do it again!

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  13. Hahahaha, I love how this was a post about, you know, life and shizzle and it has turned into AN INTERSTATE FLYING SPERM STORY...

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  14. RIGHT. Dig deep...

    *thinks of Mad Cans*

    *begins*

    *squints*

    (do I really squint when I masturbate? Hmmm...)

    *HITS PEAK*

    *SCREEEEEEEEEAMS*

    *RELEEEEEAAAAAASES!!!!!!!!*

    EVERYBODY IN SYDNEY LOOK OUT!

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  15. Japanese Radar OperatorOctober 5, 2005 at 9:40 PM

    "SIR, WE HAVE UNIDENTIFIED BLIP ON LADAR!"

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  16. Highly Evolve Alien #1October 5, 2005 at 9:43 PM

    What do you think Grogon? Shall we alert the Earthlings to our presence?

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  17. Highly Evolve Alien #2October 5, 2005 at 9:44 PM

    Forget it Kalhoon, they look like a bunch of wankers to me.

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  18. "finally, the a-cock-alypse is here"

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  19. Woah dude, did you hear? Apparently the Aliens are cumming man! Cumming from the sky dude. WE'LL ALL BE IMPREGNATED WITH SOME SORT OF ALIEN JIZ MAN!

    Hey dude, pass the bong, shit ain't no microphone...

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  20. *wonders what the Hell he has begun*

    *considers "reloading"*

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  21. *begins slow clap*

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  22. *sculls glass of pineapple juice*

    Hey...you know...

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  23. *applauds sherriff's sensitivity to women's needs*

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  24. *ignores chafing*

    *goes for broke*

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

    FLY MY PRETTIES! FLY AND BE FREEE!

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  25. *resents the use of the word "pretties"*

    you may have made it taste better sherriff, but ain't nothin' pretty about it!

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  26. *cries in mid-flight*

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  27. Mmmmmm...right place at the right time...

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  28. *walks in*

    Oh....sorry guys...carry on...

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  29. It's like peace on Earth in this place.Intergalactic spuge tossing only adds to the Zen atmosphere.

    Woo Hooo!
    Naked Nymphy Rain Dancing!
    Such lovely happiness.

    {someone had to say it}

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