Tuesday, November 1, 2005

Intermission

CAN'T STAY LONG. STOP. SITTING IN A LOUNGEROOM WEARING LADIES UNDERWEAR. STOP. THERE ARE TWO TOPLESS GIRLS SITTING NEXT TO ME. STOP. I MAY HAVE LICKED ONE OF THEM ON THE BIT WHERE FOOD COMES OUT LAST NIGHT. STOP. ALL DAY FREE ALCOHOL AND DRUGS YESTERDAY. STOP. HURTING. STOP HURTING. MUST GO NOW. ERECTION BEGINNING TO POKE THROUGH LACY UNDERWEAR. STOP. ALSO THERE IS A MONKEY DOING KARATE AND A DOG RIDING A MOTORBIKE ON THE TELEVISION. THIS MAY JUST BE THE GREATEST DAY EVER. END.

2 comments:

  1. Safety Dance. You and me. Shush now x.

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  2. Fucking Hell. And we're all just dreaming about our perfect day on a shit day over at Roguemaze's.

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