Wednesday, January 4, 2006

B is for Birthday

Today I turn 33.

JUST TO CLARIFY, THIS IS EARLY THIRTIES NOT MOTHERFUCKING MID-THIRTIES OK?

I am as yet to have one grey hair on my head. In fact I am still yet to have a single hair on my chest. I'm not sure what that says about my masculinity. Come and get naked with me and we'll discuss it in detail.

Anyhoo, so far every present I have received has begun with the letter B.

I'll leave it up to you to guess what they have been.

Now I'm off to eat good food and milk every last ounce of Birthday attention from every poor fucker I come in contact with.

Woohoo!

19 comments:

  1. Happy and Merry Mister Sherriff.
    and you know you're now in your late-early 30's right? Heh.
    still love you much.

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  2. Hey tiger, a happy birthday to you.

    I'll call you when I return from my travels.

    Do have a drink for me, won't you?

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  3. Happiest of birthdays to you sweet Matty. In May we'll have your vinyl birthday (33 and a third). Haven't got you anything yet but feel free to come over and make free with anything I have beginning with B.

    xxx!!!

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  4. Happy Birthday Sherriff.
    My 3 year old nephew appears to be born on the same day as you. Here's hoping he's as entertaining.

    x.

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  5. Happius Birthdayus, as the Romans are most unlikely to have said to you had they not fucked themselves right up the clacker.

    Behave - or don't x

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  6. Refer to previous post's comments for Buckly wellwishes.

    I started going grey when I was 28. What's your secret which is of no use to me?

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  7. Do you know about this?

    http://www.laborfirst.com.au/lf1/4.asp

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  8. happy birthday beautiful mattyb

    hope all your dreams come true

    actually, not all of them because you need things to dream about

    wow, they're playing you am i on the radio. cool

    'new deck of cards through the wheels to show you just how deep i feel'

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  9. Oh and anytime you want to come to Adelaide I will be willing and eager to 'blow' you 33 times. Once for every special special year (well last year wasn't special but this yea will be if you come to Adelaide and see me)teehee I am feeling cheeky today.

    You are as special as you are rare.

    Again, have a great day beautiful Matty B

    xxx

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  10. Well...ummm....sure. 33 times you say?

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  11. 33 times and one more for taking the trip to Adelaide :)

    you just gotta know how special you are Matty B - you know i adore you

    xxx

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  12. lol sounds like its bound to be a very happy birthday matt!

    that girl reminds me of that movie clerks... "you sucked 36 cocks?" hahaha lol

    x

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  13. so was that a YES or a NO?

    i never dissapoint ;)

    x x x x

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  14. you might wanna check your email

    xx

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  15. i have a personality disorder, i keep changing my mind. it is all in the email

    xxx

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