Stripper: (holding phone) Matty, would you like more strippers to come over and jump in your pool?
Matty: No, thankyou, ma'am. I'm fucking tired.
Matty: Hello, Boss. yesterday the stripper asked if I wanted more strippers to come over to my pool, and I said no because I was tired and wanted to be good for work today.
Boss: I hate you. I think you're fired.