Sunday, November 8, 2009

Opportunity Knockers.

Conversation yesterday:

Stripper: (holding phone) Matty, would you like more strippers to come over and jump in your pool?

Matty: No, thankyou, ma'am. I'm fucking tired.

Conversation today:

Matty: Hello, Boss. yesterday the stripper asked if I wanted more strippers to come over to my pool, and I said no because I was tired and wanted to be good for work today.

Boss: I hate you. I think you're fired.

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