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Ok. I want to make an orange spongy fish hat.
Of course you do.
Yes, I really think I'm on to something. It will be goods.
Maybe you should make an entire fish suit?
No. That would be weird. I just want the hat to be a fish. A big orange spongy fish.
Oh. Ok. Well, maybe you should cover the fish in sequins and have a sequined fish hat!
No. My fish hat will be orange and spongy.
Oh. Ok. Well will it have anything special about it?
Special? IT'S AN ORANGE SPONGY FISH HAT, IS THAT NOT SPECIAL ENOUGH?
Yeah, I guess...
Ok, well, maybe I'll sticky tape a cigarette in its mouth, so it will be an orange spongy fish hat with attitude. Cigarettes give everything attitude.
And cancer.
Yes, Cancer and Attitude. A Fish Hat's Tale.
Hey, what about, if you built a string operated bubble machine which somehow opened the fish mouth as you walked around and bubbles came out his mouth so it looked like he was swimming under water?
Yeah. Mmmm. Maybe.
I think it's a good idea.
Yeah. Mmmm. Maybe.
Well, what do YOU think he should do?
Nothing. he should sit on my head and shut the fuck up and just be a big orange spongy fish with a man underneath it.
Hehe.
Hehe.
Okbbye.
Bye.
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I have a nemo tail, it would make a great start for your hat, it's about 30cm long, stuffed and has velcro...
ReplyDeleteyou are right to stick to the original design, the essence, the kernel of your idea.
ReplyDeleteand do not be swayed from that.
"heh" is right.